دمعة الم 09-05-2006 03:36 AM ـــcooking eggsـــ   *****ng Eggs A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're *****ng too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're *****ng! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

حارس الحصن 11-05-2006 02:09 PM thank you دمعة الم

فراشة 12-05-2006 12:58 AM ha ha ha goood

نظرعيني 19-06-2006 10:50 AM thanks haaahahhh>>>>>

دفئ الكون 20-06-2006 01:07 AM that is cooooooooooool thank u

يــقــظـه قـلـب 02-07-2006 07:48 PM it is funny :S_009: but men are driving fast

مرتاحة البال 31-07-2006 10:06 AM It's sooooooooooo funny Thank you

azzawi 27-01-2007 08:17 PM Nice one Thanks a ton

cute girl 29-01-2007 07:28 PM I like it ..it is soooooooooo funny thanks

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