!..!
>An airplane is flying over the United States at night.
>
>The pilot says:
>
>"Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the
>baggage must be thrown out."
>
>A little later, the pilot says
>
>"We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in
>the cabin".
>
>The plane continues its descent despite more things being thrown
>out.
>
>Pilot: "Still going down - we must throw out some people".
>
>There's a big gasp from the passengers!
>
>Pilot: "But to make this fair, passenger will be thrown out in
>alphabetical order. So... A...
>
>any Africans on board?"
>
>No one moves.
>
>"B... any Blacks on board?"
>
>No one moves.
>
>"C... any Caribbean on board?"
>
>Still, no one moves. A little black boy - asks his dad:
>"Dad,...what are we?
>
>Dad: "Tonight son, we are Zulus!"
> :-)
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